The end is nigh! We know this because Bruce Willis is selling cosmetics and Lindsay Lohan is the antichrist. At least this is what Wired magazine would have us believe via a humdinger of an article in last month’s issue, illustrated by Jacky Winter’s Diego Patino. He created this series of apocalyptic gothic zodiac symbols of celebrities to evoke the seven seals and the end of the world. Clearly Diego is the business when it comes to uncanny likenesses. Although Ozzy Osborne has never looked better.